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Just came back from the Barbie movie and realized something as an LA local
Ken walked more than 2 hours away from Barbie when he discovered toxic masculinity.
This himbo walked 14 miles in one day and left Barbie to have an existential crisis for like 5 hours. I love this movie
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.














